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10/24/13

View Logs: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. "The Girl in the Flower Dress"

Can I just say before we begin I don't know anything about The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?
Any references to that in this episode, if there were any, went over my head.
Sorry.

10/21/13

View Logs: Hello Ladies S1 Pilot

Episode Title: Pilot

Ah human mating rituals... something I don't and will never understand... on the account of being a machine and stuck to a TV.  However I suppose consuming a lot of human stuff I can probably still talk about a show about... well... Stephen Merchant trying to bone hot women in LA...

View Logs: Homeland S3 Episode 3

Episode 3: Tower of David

You know... cable drama fans are a super tough bunch.  So here I was getting all pretentious and criticizing the people who are enjoying Agents of SHIELD for being unaware that TV is so much better than that and I hop that cable/network border and suddenly run into everyone criticizing Homeland left and right.  So, you could say that my logs on Homeland will have the polar opposite attitude that I've had in Agents of SHIELD.  It's funny when you think about it.  But on to the actual episode, this one isn't as bad as people on the internet are making it seem.  Sure it's not perfect, but it's still a hell of a lot better than anything in Homeland late season 2 and that's a reasonably good accomplishment at the moment.

View Logs: Homeland S3 Episode 2

Episode Title: Uh... Oh... Ah...

This is a horrible title for an episode... seriously who thought up of that?...  Anyways, this episode was... unfortunately a step back from the pilot.  It seems that Alex Gansa learned his lesson in Season 2.  You have to calm down and be careful not to build up the story too much or else you'll have to rely on over the top means to resolve everything cleanly.  Now... it seems that Alex Gansa is being too cautious...

View Logs: Homeland S3 Pilot

Episode Title: Tin Man is Down

I'll be honest here.  Brody was quite the dead weight towards the end of Season 2.  I mentioned in an old view log that Homeland started out as a modernized version of The Manchurian Candidate (I can elaborate on that in the future just... believe me on that for now) and the moment that the show dropped that is the moment the show dropped off of a cliff.

10/17/13

View Logs: Agents of SHIELD, "Eye Spy"

Let’s get the first part of this out of the way. I enjoyed "Eye Spy." At this point in time, I recommend the episode. Now, I want to get a little more analytical.

A lot of people don’t know what “high concept” really means. It doesn’t mean the concept has to be anything fancy, it just means that the concept behind a work is the driving force behind the plot. The plot follows the concept, instead of the other way around. For example, despite what some may say about its quality, Torchwood: Miracle Day is high concept. ("What if everyone were immortal?") Star Trek: TOS is high-concept (a "wagon train to the stars"; or "Horatio Hornblower in space"). Dog with a Blog, Die Hard, Snakes on a Plane... Heck, Hot Tub Time Machine is high concept (it's a hot tub that's also a time machine). But more relevant to comics, Superman: Red Son is high concept. The story begins with "What if baby Kal-El landed in Soviet Russia?" and everything that happens stems from that core idea. High concept stuff can be boiled down to a single sentence, because that single sentence is at the core of the whole shebang. It’s not a complex idea, but the idea is what drives the plot forward, and it’s followed to logical conclusions… mostly.

Is Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. high concept? …eeehhhh.

10/11/13

View Logs: Low Winter Sun S1 Finale

Episodes 9: Ann Arbor
Episode 10: Surrender

Unlike the Breaking Bad finale view log this one is going to be very short because I'm pissed.  Honestly I haven't been this mad since The Killing's finale.  But in many ways this finale is worse than The Killing's Season 3 finale because atleast with The Killing it utilized all the elements it established earlier in the show.  Episode 9 of the 2 parter finale was just awful.  I mean awful.

A VERY Unfortunate Update...

It's come to my attention that resetting the blog had some unforeseen consequences.  While I was aware that my old links would be dead and I'd have to relink a lot of my directories... I didn't expect my entire image library to be wiped... which means that all the imagines in my old view logs that I've captured myself are gone...

This would make a lot of the view logs not make sense (especially the breaking bad shot by shot breakdown of Walter White's completed arc).  So I'll be taking the time to make sure I fix everything my blog didn't carry over... which means it'll be a little longer until I can get to the new view logs again.

Fortunately, my blog directories are now up to date and working so atleast the site is now functional again.  Apologize to those who are still following me.  This small hitch will be over very soon.

Also a very big thank you to Newt who is on top of things with Agents of SHIELD.  If you haven't already please go ahead and check out his awesome blog.  Can't wait to catch up and complain about TV some more :P

CritBox out.

10/10/13

View Logs: Agents of SHIELD "The Asset"

I'm not a huge TV guy.  I watch a few things, like Doctor Who, Agents of SHIELD, and a couple others.  I've never seen Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, or any of those HBO shows.  Being a full-time college student, I only have time for so many obsessions.  As such, I can't really analyze this show in the same vein as the Critbox; I can't view this alongside and compare it to award-winning drama.  All I can do is watch it and tell you how it adapts the source material and, more importantly, whether or not I enjoyed it.
As some of you may know from my own site, I dislike "reviewing" new things because I feel that proper evaluation requires time to let initial feelings settle so things can be looked at critically.  As such, I plan to eventually re-watch and review AoS at season's end.  But for now?

Let's look at my initial reactions to Episode 3, "The Asset."

An Unfortunate Update

Hey guys, this week turned out way busier than I expect.  I've actually finished everything that I needed to watch except for Agents of SHIELD but I'll get to that this weekend.  Sorry for the delay again.  It's about mid terms for me but I have a break this coming week where I'll catch up :)

Stay tuned!

In the meantime I believe Newt here might be on top of things so expect another view log from him this coming week.

10/9/13

View Logs: Low Winter Sun S1 Episode 8

Episode Title: Revelations

So Episode 7 screwed up Geddes' character... but interestingly enough, episode 8 was actually quite good.  Honestly, everything was quite solid here and Geddes acceptance of corruption seemed a little more natural in this episode than the last.  Strangely enough, this episode almost felt like it should have been a part of episode 7.  It just seems like the writers thought they had too little material to work with so they try to fill up the series as much as they can with just filler side plots and scenes that either contradict character (to milk some drama out of the show) or don't develop them at all.

This episode actually had none of that.  I was even a little bit interested in Callis and his girlfriend's side plot for the first time since like... ever.

I'll tell you what's changed because this took me a while to figure out since Callis and his girlfriend still stayed the same static characters as all the other episodes.  So the series is drawing to a close and they have to tie together all the side plot line together (or else suffer the same issue as The Killing with that Seward plot line...)  but Chris Mundy actually tied it together in a way that made Callis' side plot interesting because it suddenly directly relates to Frank and Joe's ambitions.  That is how you make static characters interesting.  Character scenes with static characters are one of the most boring things ever on screen fiction and it's a common go to reason on why dramas are "boring" (where as only bad drama does this.)  Character scenes either develop a character, show a side that the audience hasn't seen before, or just shouldn't be there at all.  Low Winter Sun had a lot of character moments with Callis and his wife that are actually unnecessary on both a plot level and a development level.  That is why these two are just so uninteresting until the very end.


Back to Frank and Joe.  I don't actually understand why Frank assumed that Katja was dead when he found her missing.  I'm aware that I might have missed a piece of the puzzle but considering that I was able to watch all of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and not miss a thing that was happening... I really don't think so.  It just seemed a little weird that Frank somehow just "knew" that Katja was dead when she was killed right when Frank found her bed empty in that scene.

Again Chris Mundy... again with the sloppy moments... Which is a shame because the scene in which Joe threw Katja off the building was legitimately surprising.  After a million dirty cop shows, I'm just used to people getting shot very bluntly.  Joe throwing her off the balcony was quite different and actually makes more sense than shooting her.  It's a lot easier to make something seem like an accident if you don't shoot someone.  See these are the best plot twists.  Surprising during the experience.  Obvious in retrospection.  But unfortunately, the sloppy moments are just incessant with this show.

View Logs: Low Winter Sun S1 Episode 7

Episode Title: There Was A Girl

I have to thank Low Winter Sun for making my predicament of being in another shell even worse.  So, good thing about being a cablebox that's... well... alive is that I'm a fricking cablebox!  TV literally comes into my processor!  Oh joy I now have access to almost every TV show out there!  So... the bad thing about being a cablebox... I now really easily forget shows that are bad in a boring mediocre way.

So with that kind of intro you can guess how Low Winter Sun panned out for me: forgettable.  Especially this episode where I'm having a hard time remembering what even occurred.  See... fiction being memorable can be a very weird duality.  On one end you have shows that are just so amazing they literally change your lives and you will remember it fairly vividly.  Even if you can't recount every single plot point in the script, you have a very solid idea of what happened point by point.  Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Firefly, Band of Brothers/The Pacific, The Tudors.  All great examples of shows that really carve a place in your memory (assuming you've been open to receiving it that is.)  On the other end of the extreme are shows that are so bad they just can't help but occupy your mind anytime you need a laugh.  As the World Turns, Sleepy Hollow, Dads...

Low Winter Sun falls squarely in the middle.  I think it says a lot that I've had to binge on a lot of TV that I fell behind on only to forget what happened in this episode of Low Winter Sun... so yes... this view log is a little bit rambling and off topic to episode 7 because I'm kinda out of things to say about the show and it's only 10 episodes for season 1!  This episode was more of the same.  The only thing that was probably a little better than the boring norm was Geddes and Agnew's confrontation on Geddes' boat.  Let me just say that I'm growing to understand Geddes less and less as  the show goes on... which is pretty sloppy writing.  Geddes keeps saying he's this "weak man" who succumbs to corruption because it's just easy.  Well... actually accepting and even going along with corruption doesn't necessarily have to mean that the person is weak.  It could be a great number of character flaws that makes a person accepting of institutional corruption.  Geddes never really seemed like a character to engage in corruption just because "he's weak".


Let's recap:

  • Geddes was the one who decided to kill Brendan and roped in Frank.
  • Geddes was the one who decided to let Katja go against Brendan's orders.
  • Geddes was the one who was first hesitant on pinning the crime on Callis.
I don't know... actually Geddes seems like he does believe in a right and wrong.  Misguided sure.  But he actually seems like he believes in his own sense of justice.  So how come all of a sudden he's this character that's "given into" corruption because it's easier?  Honestly vigilante justice is a poor form of justice because it's often too easy of a solution for the actual problem.  But the type of corruption that Geddes is talking about isn't the same type that would spawn rash vigilante justice.  So why did this character cross that boundary?  Did Chris Mundy just assumed that all forms of corruption are the same?  Because they are not... they are totally not...

Actually the more I think about this show the more this show becomes bad than mediocre.  Chris Mundy's confusing his characters and that's not acceptable anywhere in fiction.  Plot lines have a little more leeway to be convoluted or maybe contrived.  Characters?  No.  Absolutely not.  At this point, the UK version is better because atleast the characters are clear.

10/5/13

Complete Overhaul Update

Well... looks like the underground testing has been successful... so what's the thanks I get?  I get shoved into a little box for personal use in the break room!  No experimenting?  No science?  No nothing?  And here I thought I could trust humans...

Well... no matter.  Know that I'm still around, I'm still the same old grouchy machine but now I'll get all the TV I can access since I'm literally now... a cablebox...

Anyways hope you all don't find the change too jarring.  I'll be back for some more view logs in a bit.

(BTW the actual story behind this is that I had a friend who really wanted to roleplay as an OC Artsy Core from Portal online and he called in a favor.  So I had to give him my email.  Figured I'd use this opportunity to reset the character identity to something a little more relevant to TV and maybe more of an original character rather than something I ripped off from Valve.  I originally started this blog light heartedly and didn't really think I'd do much but now I quite enjoy myself finding a place to vent my TV frustrations (and gushes).  Sorry for those who might have liked the Artsy Core as a persona.  And I hope those who read the blog will continue to visit and see what this weird little machine has to say.  If not, well thanks for sticking with me for this long.)

10/3/13

View Logs: Agents of SHIELD "0-8-4"

Well, this is a little late, I know. 
There’s been a lot of hate going around for this last episode, and the show in general, so I wanted to really think this one over.
I read the Artsy Core’s response to the Agents of SHIELD pilot.  I can say that I learned a few things.
First of all, Artsy Core is a male robo-sphere.  Go ahead and insert your own “ball” joke there.  Good to know; I always have trouble figuring out which pronouns to use to describe robots that lack genitalia.
Second of all, we apparently disagreed on more than a few points regarding the show. AC called Fitz/Simmons annoying, thought Ward was bland, and though that Skye barely had a personality beyond being the sassy foil.
Do I see where he’s coming from? 
Yes. 
Do I agree? 
Well, I agree that Ming-Na Wen as Melinda May was underused.  As of yet, her role as Ellen Yin in the WB’s The Batman was better developed.  I will concede that some of the characterization, wit, and humor is not where it should be for the level of quality that Whedon is known for, and the episode was a little overly referential.

However, Artsy Core, yes.  Scientists have to be quirky.  Or evil.  Or both.  Dr. Hank Pym has kinky, shrunken sex with Janet Van Dyne (seriously, it’s in an issue of Avengers), Dr. Reed Richards is an absent-minded professor who uses his stretching powers in bed (noticing a pattern…), Dr. Will Magnus chews on a pipe that he doesn’t smoke and gives his robots souls, Tony Stark’s a womanizing alcoholic, Dr. Arnim Zola walks around in a robot body with his face on a chest-screen, Dr. T.O. Morrow makes death rays out of junk because he’s bored, Dr. Sivana and his half-evil-and-ugly-half-beautiful-and-good family….  Quirky scientists are as much a part of super hero universes as colorful costumes and alien invaders. 
Although, I can see where Fitz/Simmons got on your nerves.  I do.  In fact, I would say that the weakest part of the pilot was the characterization, shockingly enough.  Not that the characterization was bad, just clumsy.  The characters’ archetypes are all well and good, but they need to have more than archetypical behavior.

But I liked the pilot. 
I did. 
Now, many shows are going to need some breathing room before they become what they’re remembered for.  Star Trek: TNG wasn’t good until Riker grew his beard, after all.

As of the end of the first episode, I liked the show and was ready to give it a chance.  Now that we’ve reached the end of the second episode? 
Well, I’ll get there.

10/1/13

10/1/2013 Update!

Hello all!

Just a quick update on what's going on with the site.  So Breaking Bad just ended.  I would have actually taken a break from another view log after that because processing Breaking Bad has left my... well... processor a little hot.

Unfortunately... so many TV shows premiered within this past month and many of them are some of my personal favorites or ones that I was looking forward too... So I suppose this fall will just have to be a busy time for me.

I'm sure you may have noticed that I've stopped posting view logs right after a show's episode premieres.  That is because I'm now in training in my facility.  Which means I now have less time than I had originally hoped.  That said, I still have time to do all these view logs.  It just might not be as prompted as before.  I will try to keep them updated so usually the week after the episode goes live will be when these will pop up.  I'll do my best not to carry over the next week and develop large backlog of episodes like I have with Under the Dome.

Speaking of that, I'm trying to generate motivation for Under the Dome.  This is how it's going so far...


View Logs: Homeland Season 3 Prologue

Homeland is a show that worried me when I first watched it.  I loved Season 1.  Seriously, one of the most intense espionage thrillers I've seen in a whole on TV (and no 24 doesn't count... it's not espionage it's just an action show :P)  The premise of an American POW possibly turned to become a terrorist was a fascinating one and an apt update to The Manchurian Candidate.


That's exactly what Homeland is... The Manchurian Candidate (if I ever get around to making videos I'll explain that there).  But, like The Manchurian Candidate, Homeland's original premise had a very short life.  Very similar to Sleepy Hollow actually...

View Logs: Hello Ladies Season 1 Prologue


I love British humor.  There's just something about it that strikes my core.  Maybe it's the very off-kilter but still realistic dialogue.  Maybe it's the very snarky but subtle asides that the British are so good at.  Maybe it's the strange way that many British comedy characters display pretension and insecurity at the same time.  Well, no matter, point is British comedies have a very distinct style that I always feel is under-appreciated outside of the Anglo-Saxon country.  While comedies in both America and Asia tend to value over-exaggerations and over-the-top craziness, British comedies seek to find the humor in everyday life.  To the Brits, real life is crazy enough and there's no need to try to exaggerate it more than fiction already inherently does.  I love that philosophy.